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I have just become aware of deipnophobia, a most terrible, terrible affliction. Deipnophobia is the fear of “dining and dinner conversations”. Please send your large cash donations to whatihadfordinnertonight.com to help fund the battle to cure this misunderstood and neglected disorder, and to provide support for the tragic victims of this debilitating condition.

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